Met a guy in SF.

him: “heard of Clawdbot on X?”
me: “don’t tell me you bought a Mac mini for it.”
“ofc.”
“what do you use it for?”
“clean up my computer.”
“but it’s a new mac!”
“I downloaded 1,000 files, so it can clean them.”
“what else?”
“it swipes right on Tinder for me.”

— Yuchen Jin (@Yuchenj_UW) January 26, 2026